(Act
I Scene 3)
(Shake
the Devil Fellowship (SDF) is a campus-based fellowship known for running any
of her service for three hours; the Sunday service holds 8:00am-11:00am, Bible
study on Monday holds by 5:00pm-8:00pm and the same goes for prayer session on Thursday.
On Sunday July 1, 2018, the general secretary is sick and the assistant general
secretary, Bro Peller was called upon to make the announcement after the
sermon.)
Bro
Peller: (smiling) if you’ve been
really blessed today shout halleluiah!
The congregation: (few people responded) halleluiah!!!
Bro Peller: Praise the
Lord church!
The
congregation: (some other few members
join) halleluiah!!!
Bro
Peller: that’s not for my God. The king of kings, the Elshadai, Jehovah Elohim,
Jehovah Tsedeenu…
(As
he starts to call God different names, claps and shouts fill the whole
auditorium. Two people out of the congregation who didn’t respond to his first
call starts to grumble and a conversation ensues)
1st Guy: (soliloquizes loudly) nawa for dis guy
o, ‘im never know say person dey hungry?
2nd
Guy: (smiles on hearing the first guy)
my brother so hunger dey pepper una too? Person go still trek go Agbowo now, d
guy na killer I swear!
1st
Guy: ‘an if pesin comot now, dem go dey yarn say pesin na unbeliever, make e do
quick make pesin go chop concoction…(the
silence after the halleluiah chorus makes him to stop talking and face the
pulpit)
Bro
Peller: (smiles and clears his throat)
Finalists in the house shout halleluiah!
Finalists:
(joyfully) Halleluiah!!!
Bro
Peller: I can’t wait to become a graduate! If you know you know. This is to
notify all finalists in the house that their Dinner would be coming up on
October 7, 2018; all finalists should endeavour to pay up the agreed fee of
#700 as and when due.
2. All bible study members should wait
for a brief meeting after the service,
3.
All drama group members should also wait to see the Drama coordinator after the
service. 4. From the prayer coordinator, all prayer warriors should…
2nd
guy: (exasperatedly shouts) all
workers should wait after service abeg!
A
Bello hall resident: (laughs) noble
weedite!!!-drug addict!
Bro
Peller: (with a pacifying voice) don’t
be in a hurry, we would soon leave for our respective homes. From the Editorial
unit, to all our brethren celebrating their birthday this week we say happy
birthday, you’ll live to fulfill your purpose on earth (Amen). From the
President’s desk, happy Sunday to you all, this week shall be a week of new
heights for us in Jesus name.
Congregation:
Amen!
(Bro
Peller leaves the stage and the President mounts the stage to say the closing
prayer and benediction)
President: (holding the microphone) let’s pray! In
Jesus name, our righteous father we thank you for what you’ve done for us, we
thank you for how you’ve fellowshipped with us from the beginning of our
service today, we return all glory back to you be thou exalted in Jesus name,
the psalmist in Psalm 119 vs 34 says “Give me understanding, that I may keep
thy law and observe it with my whole heart” we pray Lord that you grant us the
grace we need to understand your word and walk in your path in the name of
Jesus, as we journey through this…(As he
continues with the prayer, spotlights fade)
(Lights
fade)
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